Last night as I was chowing on chili cheese dogs with my youngest, I asked, "What was the last thing you did that surprised you in that it really made you happy?" He answered, "Let me think about that while you tell me yours first." I obliged, "Well...as I was leaving Carney's Hot Dogs, I thought about all the times I hated being there after you and your brother would beg me. I had dinner in my hands, and I realized how little time we have together before you start your life's adventure. And I was happy that for the moment I could still make your day, by bringing home your favorite dinner - now try and beat that, Bitch!" Christ, I love making him howl.